| Animal SMS Jokes |
| Once An Ant Decided 2 Jump Frm A Helicopter But She Did Not Die Can U Guess Why ??? Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground |
| Do U know Which is D Oldest Animal in D World? Give up??? Well its, Zebra-Coz its still in black and white |
| Tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……3 lions and 2 tigers. |
| What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird! |
| Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
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| What's a website for birds only?
Twitter.com |
| What did the bird say to the losing army?
Re-tweet!
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| What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?
Weird Al! |
| What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits! |
| How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side |
| What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse work |
| Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break |
| Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work |
| How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers |
| Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy! |
| What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump & A : A centipede with a wooden leg |